just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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