My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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