Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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