I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I want a musical about memes.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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