my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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