You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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