I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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