Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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