they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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