Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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