the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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