then he tried to convert me to islam
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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