oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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