ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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