She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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