I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
