Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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