OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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