john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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