Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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