What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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