i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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