i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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