So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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