so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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