Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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