i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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