I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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