SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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