yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize