Your tits are I can't wait for
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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