Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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