Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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