Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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