you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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