You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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