I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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