Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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