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I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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