i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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