i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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