Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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