8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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