So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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