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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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