how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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