I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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