yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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