One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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