The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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