Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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