Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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