So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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