VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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