It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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